SmokeyB's Haiku Reviews
Reviews(mainly music; mainly metal & hard rock) presented in a form vaguely resembling haiku.
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Sacred Steel – Wargods of Metal (1998: Metal Blade)
Manowar
hath borne
hordes of hapless dorks for whom
this crap sadly rules
http://www.sacredsteel.eu/html/releases.html
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Beautiful Creatures – S/T (2001: Warner Brothers)
Metal Edge
zombies
sparkle up from Strip’s gutter
return just as quick
http://www.myspace.com/beautifulcreatures
http://www.allmusic.com/album/beautiful-creatures-r541984
Crematory – Act Seven (1993: Nuclear Blast)
technodeath gothdance
growls up clean melodic hooks;
beauty mates beast spawn
http://www.crematory.de/main/disc/e_disc.php
Cronos – Rock n Roll Disease (1993: Neat)
post-
Venom
jaunt aims
mainstream, can’t shake hell’s clutches
flawed, shamefully loved
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Cronos/Rock_%27n%27_Roll_Disease/2617
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Jetboy – Feel the Shake (1988: MCA)
stump-dumb bluez/cheez ma
kes
post
Hanoi
haircuts almost
seem reasonable
http://jetboyrocks.com/
http://www.heavyharmonies.com/cgi-bin/glamcd.cgi?BandNum=426&CDName=Feel+The+Shake
Ice Age – Liberation (2001: Magna Carta)
new century Styx
run
s progical showtunes through
music school blender
http://www.ice-age.com/liberation.htm
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Atrocity – Werk 80 II (2008: Napalm)
past plunder round two
strikes as grindhouse John Hughes film
roughed up familiar
http://www.atrocity.de/discography/
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Wishbone Ash – Argus (1972: MCA)
hello 70s
low key prog floats epic tale
mellow dude, mellow
http://wishboneash.com/albums/Argus/
Friday, April 6, 2012
Iced Earth – Burnt Offerings (1995: Century Media)
finding their strides here,
new voice taps top potential
though not hit all times
http://www.icedearth.com/discography/burnt-offerings
Thursday, April 5, 2012
The Damned – Not of this Earth (1996: Cleopatra)
Fanbase torn with this
h
alf-band rebirth done half true
safely caged gothpunk
http://www.officialdamned.com/index.php
http://www.allmusic.com/album/not-of-this-earth-r247916
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Dragorlad – Incantations (1998: II Moons)
Cover speaks volumes
yet contents sneak past first glance,
C-grade spook show cheez
http://users.skynet.be/dagorlad/incantations.htm
Monday, April 2, 2012
Rumbledog – The Drowning Pool (1995: Mirror)
post
Dirty Looks
grime
gets smidge more raw, groove still there
Henrik did it right
http://dirtylooksmusic.com/dirtylooks-drowning.shtml
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Dominon Caligulai – A New Era Arises (2003: No Fashion)
Classic rock riffs get
blacken’d vocals to deter
those outside the kvlt
http://www.allmusic.com/album/new-era-rises-r624141
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