Thursday, February 24, 2011

Crowbar - Sever the Wicked Hand (2011: Entertainment One)

Slog thru delta mud,
fatigue kicks in from sludge trudge;

skilled but no quaint stroll.

http://www.crowbarmusic.com/

Faith No More - Introduce Yourself (1987: Slash)

Music's just fine but
Chuck's toneless croons are awful;

sure ain't The Real Thing.



http://www.fnm.com/



http://www.amazon.com/Introduce-Yourself-Faith-No-More/dp/B00004YLAO

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Di'Anno - S/T (1984: FM)

Half-ass pomp-rock that
sounds like Frank Stallone castoffs;

for shame Paul, for shame.



http://www.pauldianno.com/dianno.shtml

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

Fantomas - The Director's Cut (2001: Ipecac)

Whacked-out novelty
of film tunes run Bungle-style;

spooks, snarks, and snickers.


http://www.ipecac.com/artists/fantomas

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Demon - Night of the Demon (1981: Carrerre)

Brits take 70s

arena rock tropes to heart;

album art deceives.



http://the-demon.com/

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Ballantinez - Charged (1985: Noise)

Shrieking subpar set
of ham-fisted wanna-rocks;

career one and done.



http://www.metal-archives.com/release.php?id=6532

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Hiverna - I.Folklore (2010: self released)

Standard blackness adds
synths, "folk" bits as novelty;

reasonably fair(e).



http://www.myspace.com/hiverna